piccolowasablackman:

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

omg

Tuesday Oct 21 09:05pm

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

Tuesday Oct 21 09:04pm

"As for Sherri, I couldn’t love her more. She is, in my eyes at least, the best person I know; the love of my life and the coolest, most honest and lovable and truly loyal person I’ve ever had the opportunity to know". -Max Bemis

Tuesday Oct 21 09:04pm
cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

Tuesday Oct 21 09:02pm
holtarna:

I’m a Brotherkin.  My personal pronouns are brother/dude/jack

holtarna:

I’m a Brotherkin.  My personal pronouns are brother/dude/jack

Tuesday Oct 21 08:59pm

blackfeminism:

do people say “bad neighborhood” for cities next to all-white high schools where the boys are getting high every day and raping girls? do they even say “bad neighborhood” for cities with large kkk meetings? or is bad neighborhood a strictly anti-black code?

Tuesday Oct 21 08:58pm
  • Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Tuesday Oct 21 08:57pm

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

Tuesday Oct 21 08:54pm

caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

Tuesday Oct 21 08:51pm
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
Tuesday Oct 21 08:48pm
stonerthings:

When your friend says they’ve never been high before so you gotta smoke them up properly

stonerthings:

When your friend says they’ve never been high before so you gotta smoke them up properly

Tuesday Oct 21 08:47pm

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

Tuesday Oct 21 08:36pm
Tuesday Oct 21 08:24pm

officialjeffgoldblum:

the original misandrists 

Tuesday Oct 21 08:22pm
Tuesday Oct 21 08:21pm
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