Did I tell you guys that I saw Vampire Weekend last night because I totally did
Kevin Hart fan girling over Beyonce and Christina Milian wishing she had her career.
racism is over
I’d wait for the lion.
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.
how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss