My paycheck is going to be such crap this week omg

internetweather asked: gurl you neva replied to my text

When did you text me? I’ve been in bed for the past 2 days

I can’t fucking believe my mom oh my GOD

I hate myself for calling in sick ugh ugh UGH

I don’t think I’ve ever been this sick. I told myself last night that if I wasn’t throwing up or fainting that I’d go to work but lol what do you know I did both of those things

Anonymous asked: you work at target?

No

Anonymous asked: what does that mean, then?

Basically that they can fire me without any reason at all. After probation if I screw up I get written up and suspended and stuff like that

Anonymous asked: why are you on probation?

Where I work, you are in probation for 3 months after you get hired.