my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
if you want to be my girlfriend just buy me donuts
using katy perry lyrics to scare a friend
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "25 sittin on $25 mill"